The Sears Catalog Method
My mom grew up on a farm and at the outhouse that they had was a copy of the 2″ thick Sears and Roebuck catalog. Self-explanatory.
The Leaf Method
My dad was a big outdoorsman and was a fan of the leaf method. This guy explains how on his site and he even grows a specific plan for doing the deed.
The Bidet Method
The Backcountry Bidet is pretty simple– it’s a 4 fluid ounce squeeze bottle with a flip-top, which I found in the miscellaneous water bottles section at REI many years ago. You could use any kind of squeeze bottle that can produce a high-powered jet with a one-handed squeeze. For reference, I can get a good 20-foot jet out of my bottle (not that I test that every chance I get…).
The Paper or Cloth Method