You Might Be A Hip-Uplander If…
REPOSTED FROM: UPLANDJITSU – THE ART OF UPLAND HUNTING https://uplandjitsu.com/index.php/2020/04/01/how-to-be-a-hip-uplander-the-ultimate-guide-to-being-a-hipster-in-the-uplands/ How to be a Hip-Uplander – The Ultimate Guide to Being a Hipster in the Uplands APRIL 1, 2020 / JORGE RAMIREZ The covey flushed. A whir of wings and a cloud of Valley Quail rose from the scrub oak into the clear and bright October sky. The shotgun raised instinctively and with a crack of the muzzle, one of the plump quail descended in a long arch back down to earth. Marking where the bird landed, you make your way up the hill where your prize lies. You smell him before you even see him. Not the quail, weirdo. Him. Crossing over the horizon stands a figure. The sun is shining behind him, giving him a celestial aura. The bearded figure tilts his wide-brim fedora-wearing head up and sticks a pipe between his lips. The aroma of bespoke beard oil and pomade fills the valley as you look in awe. “How many coveys did you bump today?” His dog sits beside him. A Drahthaar named Jaeger. No electronics on this dog. Only a locater bell. He rolls up the sleeves of his plaid shirt, revealing fully tattooed arms. Carefully cradling his 28-gauge side by side shotgun, he strikes a match with his thumb and lights his pipe. He fiddles with his flush-counter, adjusting the counter. “That’s 15 flushes for me. I already got my limit, but I enjoy watching my dog work those coveys. Plus I like taking as many photos as I can out here. Say, do you like IPA’s? Because I have a couple back at my Subaru.” Could this be? Is this..? Yes! You just encountered your first Hip-Uplander. __________ You may have read all those