Ranch Water

If you are going to buy it from a can, Lone River Ranch Water is better than Topo Chico.  But this is the recipe for making Ranch Water yourself.
Adapted from an article on the great drinks website:
Though the exact birthplace of the tequila-based refresher is unknown, this unofficial drink of West Texas dive bars and house parties carries some Texas-sized fables.

Founded in 1927 by rancher Alfred Gage, the Gage Hotel has long been a stopping point for adventurers and artists like Western novelist Zane Grey and Mount Rushmore sculptor Gutzon Borglum. Ranch Water was a standard order at the historic hotel’s White Buffalo Bar for years, but it wasn’t until 2010 that the bar finally decided to make the word-of-mouth drink official on the cocktail menu, adding a bit of orange liqueur for deeper flavor.

Morgan Weber, a native of eastern Texas and co-owner of Houston’s Agricole Hospitality group (which owns Revival MarketColtivare and Eight Row Flint) says he first experienced the West Texas favorite at a house party in Marfa two summers ago.

“The locals were pouring a sort of crude version of something that seemed half Tom Collins and half Margarita,” Weber says. “[They used] tequila, fresh lime juice, a splash of simple syrup and—the most important ingredient—Topo Chico mineral water. They were calling them Ranch Waters. I didn’t realize at that point that this was a legitimate micro-regional, Texas institutional drink.”

Coincidentally, a few months later, a customer from Odessa sat down at the bar at Coltivare while Weber was working and ordered a Ranch Water–by name. Mere mention of the drink sparked conversation between the two, as the West Texan native recalled growing up drinking Ranch Water with his friends. “There’s a deep love for that drink west of the Pecos River,” says Weber, who was inspired to make his own rendition.

In Austin, Kevin Williamson, owner of Ranch 616, devised his take on Ranch Water about 15 years ago when he casually added mineral water to his glass as his Margarita lessened. He tinkered around with the drink, swapping out silver tequila for an oaky reposado, plus a full ounce of fresh lime juice and a splash of orange cordial. He serves his version with an entire slim glass bottle of the requisite Topo Chico on the side, so that guests can decide the strength and effervescence of their drink.

“With Texas’ close historical connection to Mexico, it makes perfect sense to enjoy a tequila-based beverage with a mineral water from Monterrey,” says Ranch 616’s bar manager, Mark Yawn.

But is a Ranch Water the real deal if it’s not made with Topo Chico? Well, that depends on whom you ask. Diehards only make it with the über-bubbly mineral water, which has been bottled since 1895 and is sourced from an inactive volcano in northern Mexico. While legend has it the nutrient-rich water healed an Aztec princess of a disease no doctors could cure, modern disciples of the elixir praise its unparalleled effervescence and refreshing properties. Now that the water is gaining more and more of a cult following across the States, perhaps Ranch Water fandom will also continue to spread.

When planning the bar menu for Eight Row Flint, which opened in Houston this past winter, Weber wanted to perfect a superior Ranch Water, knowing it would become an instant favorite at the icehouse-inspired hangout. Shockingly, he left out Topo Chico, instead delivering a wealth of bubbles via force carbonation, serving the drink on tap.

His riff is much more complex than the original, starting with the base spirit, which pays homage to the region’s flavors. Weber swaps the tequila for sotol, made from the agave plant’s wild cousin that grows naturally in West Texas and Chihuahua. The lime flavor comes from two distinct sources: clarified lime juice and old-school lime oleo saccharum, a syrup made with lime peels.

“We turned back to our punch-making history of 200 years ago and made a lime oleo saccharum to give [the drink] a good lime-y backbone, and added a touch of salt to accentuate the flavors even more,” says Weber. In a final flourish, he spritzes local Rio Grande grapefruit oil onto the drink for a juicy, fragrant finish.

But the true beauty of a Ranch Water is that it doesn’t have to be gussied up to get the job done. The next time the air gets heavy with heat, pay heed to your southwestern neighbors, who know that liquid relief is just three simple ingredients away.

 

Texas Ranch Water is a simple, three-ingredient cocktail that is nearly impossible to mess up. Think of it as something like a skinny margarita, but even easier.

How To Make Ranch Water

Fill a glass with ice. Add about three ounces (two shots) of blanco tequila and about an ounce and a half (a shot) of fresh lime juice. Top with Topo Chico. Garnish with a fresh lime wedge on the rim of the glass.

There are as many variations on Ranch Water as there are fans of the refreshing, easy cocktail. Salt or tajin on the rim or inside the drink are popular additions.

“Add a pinch or two of rock salt or something similar — very refreshing,” community member Robert Solis advises. “By the way, I am from Texas and I own a ranch so I know a thing or two.”

Punching up the drink with some added spice is a popular modification, too. “Cowgirls, Try adding a couple of pickled jalapeno slices,” suggests community member Cyoung27312. “Yee haw!”

Ingredients

3 ounces blanco tequila, such as Espolon or Casamigos (about 2 shots)

1 ½ ounces fresh lime juice (about 1 shot)

Topo Chico, chilled

Fresh lime wedge for garnish

Directions
Using a rocks glass—really, whatever glass you have on hand—fill with ice.

Add tequila and fresh lime juice.

Top with Topo Chico. Add fresh lime wedge to the rim of the glass. Enjoy!

SPICY GRAPEFRUIT RANCH WATER
A traditional ranch water consists of Topo Chico sparkling mineral water, lime juice, Blanco tequila and a pinch of salt. While this refreshing drink is a Texan favorite, even a staple, we decided to add a citrus element that brightens it up and adds depth. A cocktail is only as good as its ingredients, so don’t cheap out with some rotgut tequila or less carbonated sparkling water. Trust us.  —King Ranch Saddle Co.
Key Ingredients:

  • Blanco Tequila. We recommend Lalo, Don Julio or Ocho.
  • Ruby Red Grapefruit Juice – fresh squeezed
  • Lime juice – fresh squeezed.
  • Jalapeno
  • Topo Chico
  • Chile lime salt. We recommend Ocotillo brand, but the ubiquitous Tajin also works.
How To:

  1. Using a highball glass or your Yeti Tumbler, apply chile lime salt to the rim and/or side. Squeeze fresh lime on a small plate and dump some chile lime salt on a second plate. Roll the rim and/or side of the cup in the lime juice, then repeat in the chile lime salt. Bam, you’re salted.
  2. Add 2 slices of fresh jalapeno and muddle with a wooden spoon or muddler.
  3. Add ice to fill the whole glass.
  4. Add 1.5 oz. Blanco tequila
  5. Add ¾ oz.(or 1 full lime’s worth) lime juice and 1.5 oz. fresh grapefruit juice.
  6. Top with Topo Chico (around 3-4 oz.)
  7. Stir to combine
  8. Garnish with a grapefruit wedge
  9. Rock your chair back, kick your feet up, and enjoy!